To Walmart:
Walmart, I would like to thank you for having me this morning. Where most stores were closed at this time, you didn't fail. While most are asleep, you keep the lights on for those who might need Scooby-Doo band-aides at one AM. You may cast a weary eye upon me as I parade your aisles; but so long as I pay, you allow my horseplay.
Walmart, I thank you for hosting my party. We feel like we overstayed our welcome, but you said nothing of it. Walmart, I feel like we've grown so close these past few weeks, but unfortunately- I still love Target.
Im sorry,
Blake
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